"Slow (or May the Apocalypse Never Come)"

by Downtown Jupiter

The K-Pop Sensation Downtown Jupiter Making A Rare Public Appearance before the TAP and SFC eschatology clubs banned protests as "pointless," "unpatriotic," "bourgeois and diversionist," and "co-opted by market capitalism." 

The K-Pop Sensation Downtown Jupiter Making A Rare Public Appearance before the TAP and SFC eschatology clubs banned protests as "pointless," "unpatriotic," "bourgeois and diversionist," and "co-opted by market capitalism." 

It's Rumored that Downtown Jupiter's face was badly scarred following a legendary and prolonged firefight between Soldiers for Christ and the The Anarchist Punks inside a Seoul Department Store in Gangnam where he was signing autographs briefly.