Niko + Changchang

The one and only night I made synth-shrimp and pesto pizza for you, it wasn’t actually for you.  I was expecting Lisa Lin, who flaked on me at the last minute.  That’s why I kept looking out the window while we ate and started sweating during dessert.  You really took your time, too, scooping up the o-raspberry sorbet with vegan chocolate chunks.  I actually thought I might pass out at one point.  And no, I wasn’t going to fuck her, I just wanted to eat dinner with another woman who would remind me of who I was before I met you and fell in love with an obstacle course.