Niko + Changchang

Changchang, sometimes, your beauty makes me feel deformed.  I don't even mean your practiced beauty, the beauty that you perform for everyone else, the revised, calculated, and refined beauty that you project whenever people are around.  I mean, the raw and unpolished beauty that you hoard to yourself like it's the last bottle of Grüner Sylvaner in the whole damn galaxy.  THAT BEAUTY, THAT BEAUTY makes me feel like a kimo-kawaii doll.  It makes me wanna flip on the noise canceling function on my EEB's and listen to in-hop until your beauty spell has passed like a tornado of flame and fireworks.