Niko + Changchang

If You Weren't With Me, I Would Never Be Here Right Now, Lost in Microcentro, Worried About My Family, Secretly Craving A Döner Kebab

Tango, Schmango

I still don’t understand why Buenos Aires, OF ALL CITIES. Why did we come to the A1 anyway? Why not spend our last night on earth in Prague, the city where we fell in love? Doesn’t that make sense? I'm sure with a bigger bribe, we could have persuaded the TAP security to let us buy a ticket to the Czech Republic. Besides, EMOS simultranslations have been slow or buggy ever since the final countdown was announced by SFC and we don’t even speak Spanish (or whatever damn language it is that Argentines speak, which sounds like the kind of Spanish you'd expect some Italian fuckboy to speak after getting rip roaring drunk on cheap Malbec and then bumping his head against the wall). Scheiße, we don't even know where this subway goes and for some reason, Chanchang, you don't seem to care. Can we at least co-listen to "Slow" together on our EEB's and walk around San Telmo before we hop on the infamous Subte where everyone is snorting lines of pulverized Melodia and fucking in some SOS digital orgy? Is that SO MUCH TO ASK?